Does a Title Have to Relate to the Subject?

You know how I have all my crazy, embarrassing, overly ambitious and incredible dreams?

Well, there are two of us now. There alway has been two of us, actually, but we've finally reunited.

I have to teach him everything I learned while we were apart.

If you've ever wanted to meet a blue eyed blonde haired male version of me, I can make that a reality for you.

In other news:

I've realized that full independence has to take baby steps. You wanna know a secret?

I care too much what my family thinks of me. While the desire for you all to be proud of me may not change, I won't let it hinder the process. I can't. My head is on good shoulders, and my shoulders carry a good head. How's that for putting a cliche into a blender? Not nearly as pretty but it makes for a good smoothie.

Anyway, rest assured, I am no failure.

And just incase you didn't know it, you all mean the world to me. But I'm awful with expressing that kind of thing.

Btw, did you know? Jesus is coming. It may be today.